Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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