On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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