oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and she was petting her beer can
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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