I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize