i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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