Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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