these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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