Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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