You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
