If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Im part way to drunk.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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