your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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