pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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