come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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