still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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