If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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