I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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