just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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