I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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