And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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