i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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