We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
vagina is talking i cant
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Randomize
