Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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