Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
zippers are such a cool invention
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Bang-toberfest begins!!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
