When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It's just like the Real World with babies
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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