she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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