now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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