From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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