If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think my moral compass just broke
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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