Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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