I heard we made out
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize