ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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