So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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