I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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