We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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