I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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