the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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