found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I looked at my own cervix.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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