He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize