sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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