you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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