Where did you get a picture of my penis
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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