I think my vagina is haunted
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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