Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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