the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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