Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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