It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Your dad touched me again.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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