I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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