you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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