GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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