Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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