You're completely useless in the revolution.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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