ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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