what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How does one acquire holy water?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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