Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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