Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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